Louisiana Luge

Before having sexual intercourse with an individual both parties shit on a slip and slide and proceed to do it in their fecal matter.
Randi and Kim had loads of fun with the Louisiana Luge last Saturday night.
by Kimbo Land August 05, 2006
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Louisiana Dumptruck

The act of holding your partner upside-down with their legs on your shoulders and pooping in their mouth.
I gave Sally a nasty louisiana dumptruck last night. She might not be out in public for a few days.
by gringlespritz April 27, 2011
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DeQuincy, Louisiana

A tiny, close-knit town in Southwest Louisiana with a population of only 3,152. It’s the town I proudly call home, where everyone knows your name. Small Town U.S.A. Patriotic, pure American. A place with a hometown feel, where you will always find a warm welcome and old-fashioned hospitality.

Our town’s motto is “Small City, Big Heart”, and our football team is the DeQuincy Tigers. The Railroad Days Festival is the highlight of the year, and our weekly newspaper is The DeQuincy News. Everybody knows everybody, and everybody calls you friend. Country music, fried chicken, greens and cornbread, we’re as Southern as you can get. Rolling hills and tall pine trees. Bible Belt to the core. We talk with a heavy Southern drawl, because everything sounds a little better with a twang. “Y’all” is a proper noun, and “Ain’t” is definitely a word.

DeQuincy is a railroad town, established in 1903 at the crossing of two company lines: the KCS going north and south, and Union Pacific east and west. We are famous for our historic 1923 KCS Depot, which is now home to the DeQuincy Railroad Museum. It’s the center part of our town, and is what our town is known for. Our other attraction is the historic 1914 town hall, jail, and fire station building, which is now home to the DeQuincy Town Hall Museum. DeQuincy is ranked as the safest town in Louisiana, which is something we are very proud of. We take much pride in our little town. We’re proud of our heritage, and we stay true to our roots.
Life is always better in DeQuincy.
GO TIGERS!!!

Out-of-towners: “Hey, are you from somewhere around DeQuincy?”
Me: “Yeah, I live in DeQuincy.”
“How’d y’all know?”
Out-of-towners: “You’ve got that DeQuincy accent, LOL! You’re turning one syllable words into two!”

DeQuincy, Louisiana, aka. “Train Town U.S.A.”
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louisiana tech

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.
Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."
by i318legion April 09, 2016
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louisiana bayou

A rare infection of the skin similar to the more widely known Necrotizing Fasciitis (Flesh-Eating Bacteria), differing mainly by the source or cause of the infection. The bacterial spread begins through the upper layers of skin tissue, proceeding to the deeper layers of the skin tissue within a culturing period of roughly 3 to 6 days. The infection is caused by direct contact with a liquid containing the live bacteria, the most common infection scenario is the accidental act of stepping into a puddle of various bodily fluids found to excrete from a typical hobo person(s). This can vary from vomit, feces, semen, etc (Often a combination of several aforementioned bodily fluids)
Walking down an alley last night Chris caught a wicked case of louisiana bayou.
by Hex-aye-techs April 09, 2015
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woodworth, louisiana

located in the "center" of louisiana called cela (central louisiana) one of the most boring towns ever! and a speed trap
your going through woodworth, louisiana?!?! gosh such a speed trap!
by harley davidson girl October 21, 2011
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The Louisiana kiss

The act of cuming in another mans dick hole
Mikey and I did the Louisiana kiss every weekend for the summer
by BIGBOYJMC May 20, 2023
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