Smoking 10 snout at a time while also beating up family members and eating cannibus causing posion and then to top it off drink lighter fluid
by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019

Someone so hilarious that you don’t even know how to respond. SUPER smart, very academic and has had plans for college since she was a toddler. Stylish, effortlessly pretty, and always downplays the crazy usually really cool things she’s been through. Knows how to make everyone smile. Usually quiet but has presence just radiates positivity.
by megan_f4123 September 15, 2023

an awesome blonde girl who has blue eyes and seems to like a dude with the initials of S.M and he loves harry potter glasses. she often loves many colors.
"Woah! look at that hot Lindsey!" Lindsey Lazdowski usually is a way to describe hot girls in a brunette's eyes. L
by the cailou predator April 7, 2017

When goods (breakfast burritos, misc drugs, booze, power tools, etc) or services (lawn mowing, furniture moving, shoveling etc) are exchanged for sexual favors enjoyed by both parties. It’s sexy, everyone is a winner, but it does require an act of service prior to any sexual activity.
I asked Dan over for a dirty Lindsey last night, he came over and mowed my lawn and then I gladly gave him a blowjob of appreciation. I think we both had a great time and an enjoyable evening. . Plus my yard looks amazing !
by Suckysucky6969 June 9, 2022

by anonymous October 6, 2025

A beautiful girl who always makes you happy, with big brown eyes, is a very chubby. Also a beautiful girl who you could only dream of a life with. Be nice to her a treat her well, compliment her gorgeous brown hair. She is the kind of girl who makes the ideal girlfriend. Also the kind of girl people like Italian chefs dream of who will eat anything and everything including leftovers as long as it is food. She loves food and dance.
Bob: Lindsey babe won’t you go out with me
Lindsey: no I don’t like you
Bob: hey I have some coupons for kfc
Lindsey: Yes please
Lindsey: no I don’t like you
Bob: hey I have some coupons for kfc
Lindsey: Yes please
by Truffleman October 11, 2019

by poppycornychicken May 14, 2015
