TiVO Land

The fictional time-period of which newscasters speak of in a pre-recorded television show which has been stored and is being watched.

John: "Shit! It's supposed to snow in June!?!? Whadafuh?"
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."

by sea-cow May 28, 2009

Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'

when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds

by hussonlax November 14, 2010

land lineless

no longer owning a land line

Hit my digits but don't bother with my number @ the crib because I'm land lineless.

by sogburn October 14, 2010

banana land

A realm far from reality, where insane people believe what they say is correct.

Alex insists that he is Jesus Christ, clearly he is lost in banana land .

by I hate dumb people June 13, 2016

Holland Landing

This community is located in the town of East Gillimbury. Its about a 5 minute drive to Newmarket. This town is the most chills town ever. There are 2 bars, which are fucken sick and everybody in the town smokes Marijuana and other various drugs such as Mushrooms and what not. There are more drug dealers then pregnet moms in this town, which is chill. Another word for Holland Landing is the H.L. and thats what all us local kids call it. The H.L. is close to a dump of a town called River Drive Park don't get this place confused with the H.L. as River Drive Park is the defention of the word Hick.

Lets go for a drive to the H.L. to buy some drugs.

Mom the Holland Landing bus never came

by kp@15 April 21, 2011

No man's land

<noun> British slang

1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded shells, quicksoil and rotting bodies. The last place on Earth you'd want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards I'd imagine...

2) The area between your ballsack and your arsehole.

"Sgt. Harris was caught out in No-Mans-Land yesterday during a patrol. He's been pronounced Missing in Action... But I think we all know what really happened to him..."

"I love scratchin' mi' No Man's Land, *guffaw guffaw.*"

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

land mines

a group of skinny ugly chicks

bro why are you hitting on all those land mines

by Enor Mouscock August 17, 2010