lamp shade 

A fun thing to put on your head at parties...

Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!

lamp shade by Mary Beth30570 May 25, 2008

Lamp post 

Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.

"Baker danced around a lamp post"

Lamp post by shlovesyou April 19, 2009

Lamp Licker 

A theatre slang word for electritian. Usually brought up during electritian vs carpenter battles.

"What do you want Lamp Licker? I'm busy!"

Lamp Licker by Ritzbaybe214 January 13, 2009

Lamp Whisperer 

(n.) One who whispers to and tames wild lamps because they are so vicious.

Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer

That girl just whispered to that wild lamp. She must be a lamp whisperer.

Lamp Whisperer by Lola Shackleboom January 1, 2011

lamp bender 

A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.

So what happened at the party?

Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL

OMG! she is such a lamp bender...

lamp bender by ??? =P November 26, 2005

Lamp Fuck 

Some one who you would normally avoid but since your in Lampeter, you fuck them... And then feel the need to justify it to yourself...

Also, keeps you off the sheep.

I'd never normally have fucked her/him, but I reckon she's/he's a legitimate Lamp Fuck

Lamp Fuck by Orlox1 January 10, 2011

Lamp shade 

When a chick has extreme amount of skin covering her clit

Look at some porn i dunno!

Lamp shade by ALyssa May 13, 2005