When a certain person steals a knife from their kitchen and shoves it up their cunt, hides it behind their bed and to keep it more hidden puts an Aizawa body pillow over it.
by AsraLeGay March 7, 2021
Get the Cum Knifemug. javelin knife is used in call of duty mw2 and runing around carrying a javelin and knifein people to make them feel bad about thier life.
by MzMz ThugSh0Tz September 20, 2010
Get the javelin knifemug. Knife masturbation is obviously - masturbating with a knife. A form of knifeplay which involves fucking yourself with a knife, could be several different places. I prefer my asshole. The hard part is sticking the tip inside. Or if there is rigid ends it becomes more difficult. Some may enjoy poking themselves with knives but youll never truly live until the blade is up your ass.
by Giant ballsack Tumor May 13, 2016
Get the knife masturbationmug. When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017
Get the Butter Knifemug. Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection.
"I got fall down drunk last night on Gin and rubber knifed my best friends fiance". "My girlfriend is pissed at me cause I rubber knifed her last night"
by Jeremy Maddox January 9, 2008
Get the rubber knifemug. a poo knife....a tool used to cut a pice of poo too large to fit round the u-bend of the toilet. often a kitchen kinfe..not too sharp!
by tayzor111 October 10, 2006
Get the poo knifemug. The rofl knife is a special weapon used by master cheif and is in constant demand of blood particularly from todd
by linkeer October 23, 2008
Get the rofl knifemug.