When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"
Oh yeah I do Kermitment.
by Slick2255 May 15, 2021
Get the Kermitment mug.The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
Get the Kermit flap mug.A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
by babgaa October 13, 2020
Get the Robbit Goes Kermit mug.The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023
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