Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.
Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"
by Helpme1987 March 6, 2011
Get the Kellymug. Eww kelly
by Cacperezacosta September 24, 2015
Get the Kellymug. Hilarious and emo as fuck. She cranks coffee has Chihuahuas and loves cats. Usually she is blonde, but had a sudden struck of interest for bangs and black hair. She loves animals and also enjoys hanging with her friends. Kellis are usually funny but really quiet and shy. They never wear their hair up.
by Head_4_life February 27, 2018
Get the Kellimug. 
Kelly is a typical name for a basic bitch who is very confusing and not very convenient. If you date her she hates your friends, says she loves you but she tells her friends she doesn't. She's either white or asian. She WILL break up with you and act like its nothing. But when you get with someone else she'll regret leaving you. She hates her middle name. She has stupid names for pets. Your bestfriend dates her cousin but she's as crazy as her. Technically she's a bitch, and has a "bitch face".
Guy: Who are you flipping off?!?
Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
by OddLuck November 7, 2014
Get the Kellymug. An ugly ogre, who finds a suitable boyfriend to take care of her and here blind, retarded brother. Be careful, she will steal your baby. Shes also attracted to bananas
by JackDaniels123 June 26, 2014
Get the Kellymug. A tall girl with tiny lips but a huge horse smile. She (I think) has natural blonde hair, but no one can ever tell because she bleaches it white and then dyes it brown and keeps one stripe of blonde in her bangs.
Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.
Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.
Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.
Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.
Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.
They, without the vagina, are walking men.
Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.
Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.
A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.
Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.
Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.
Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.
Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.
Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.
They, without the vagina, are walking men.
Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.
Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.
A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.
"Kelli is so damn tall, no guy wants a girl that towers over him"
"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."
"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."
"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."
"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."
by MafiaConcerta July 18, 2009
Get the Kellimug.