Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch
by ms11? July 25, 2023
Get the kettle and hobmug. by Getato February 2, 2021
Get the Kettle dickmug. Mindys talking to this boy who is a mystery man who doesn’t express himself so she’s “shaking the kettle” not knowing if she’ll be burned or not .
by Luciouslyrics15 April 25, 2020
Get the Shaking the kettlemug. Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.
A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.
A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.
by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019
Get the Trevor Kettlemug. Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
by My real name is nick April 4, 2021
Get the Kettle onmug. by Strawbes02 March 6, 2024
Get the Leaky Kettlemug. 
Get the kettlingmug.