Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Keg cap cup trap

A game, originating at The University of Illinois in early 2010, that is designed to increase the consumption of alcohol at a kegger. The cap of the keg, once removed, is pocketed by the host, later in the evening the cap is dropped into an unsuspecting victims cup. The victim is then forced to chug the remainder of his/her beer and is now in possession of the keg cap; which he/she will then attempt to trap another unsuspecting victim into the same glorious fate.

Jason: Troy, need to top yours off?
Troy: Sure, man.
Jason: Here, I'll pump for you. (Tops off beer and proceeds to cap Troys now full beer)
Troy: You motherfucker.
Jason: That's how you play the keg cap cup trap, sir, just making sure you got your $5 worth.

by JayRose August 23, 2011

Keg Race Blue Team

The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.

Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!

Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.

Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team

Robbie: Ya... boo ya

by Five Dollars October 12, 2009

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by anonymous March 18, 2022

Keg Drum

A term used to define a barrel of keg, which at this point the keg remains as an alchoolic drink. Used in this way because of the form of the barrel, similar to a musical drum.

Man if you go look at that PUB's basement, you will se a really big Keg Drum. I could drank from it all night long.

by Norton2 December 9, 2008

Tapping the keg

Going first in a gangbang, akin to the initial opening of a beer keg.

"What's so funny?" "It's a picture of Kermit tapping the keg on Taylor Swift!"

by KhuntKhrusher January 30, 2024

Powder Kegging

When you put a pixie stick down your urethra and push it down with a sounding rod. Then take rough back shots until the powder shoots out.

Ayo Javier and I tried Powder Kegging last night and we ruined our bedsheets.

by Lukewarm_Oatmeal July 28, 2025