When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.
by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016
Get the Olympic French Keg Standmug. A game, originating at The University of Illinois in early 2010, that is designed to increase the consumption of alcohol at a kegger. The cap of the keg, once removed, is pocketed by the host, later in the evening the cap is dropped into an unsuspecting victims cup. The victim is then forced to chug the remainder of his/her beer and is now in possession of the keg cap; which he/she will then attempt to trap another unsuspecting victim into the same glorious fate.
Jason: Troy, need to top yours off?
Troy: Sure, man.
Jason: Here, I'll pump for you. (Tops off beer and proceeds to cap Troys now full beer)
Troy: You motherfucker.
Jason: That's how you play the keg cap cup trap, sir, just making sure you got your $5 worth.
Troy: Sure, man.
Jason: Here, I'll pump for you. (Tops off beer and proceeds to cap Troys now full beer)
Troy: You motherfucker.
Jason: That's how you play the keg cap cup trap, sir, just making sure you got your $5 worth.
by JayRose August 23, 2011
Get the Keg cap cup trapmug. The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.
Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya
by Five Dollars October 12, 2009
Get the Keg Race Blue Teammug. HEY BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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by anonymous March 18, 2022
Get the qawsderfgtghhhjkkcfhcgfhkjkf qrkufg eukqw feqwk feq feqwk fq kfk aghjgf keg ASFKLmug. a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....
by steve-o-heeser July 21, 2010
Get the golden kegmug. by MiddyFox September 30, 2021
Get the Keggingmug. When you put a pixie stick down your urethra and push it down with a sounding rod. Then take rough back shots until the powder shoots out.
by Lukewarm_Oatmeal July 28, 2025
Get the Powder Keggingmug.