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Karate Rob

Noun: Best used to describe that one friend over there. You know, the one who will bum a cig but when it's his turn to fork out, where's he at? This applies to everything, not just cigs. He also thinks he can beat everyone up, but can't handle 3 bottles of Heineken.
Nuh uh girl, don't go dancin wit him. I smell dats Karate Rob from ova hurr
by IShotKarateRob March 27, 2011
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karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.
Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.
by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013
mugGet the karate jobmug.

Karate

A religion where we worship Jackie Chan because Jaycee said so
What does she mean karate is a religion do you worship fucking Jackie Chan
by horseface101 February 17, 2022
mugGet the Karatemug.

Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese and Nicki Minaj.
Dewey Cox- You didn't have to get em riled up like that.
Nicki Minaj- (karate chops the neck of Dewey Cox) Hiya! Comin at ya! That's karate, and 2 types of people know it, the Chinese and the Queen.
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that girl talking about?
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
mugGet the Karatemug.
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
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