Kaden tolbert is a funny trombone player that’s best friends with another funny trombone player named anjy. he can’t read bass clef but its okay his personality makes up for it
Person#1: Wow kaden tolbert is so funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny
Person#2: He can’t read bass clef though
person#1: its okay he’s funny
by Aj Reed February 11, 2022
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Get the Kaden mug.super ripped awesome dude who kicks ass all the time and is way better than everyone else and all the girls love him because of how fucking jacked and cool he is and if anyone makes him mad he'll kick they're ass because he's awesome he's also Jewish
no normal non ripped non awesome people can say this word and sound cool . In other words if your name is Kaden your better than everyone
by stupidstuff334 April 27, 2021
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Kaden, where do you even start he is usually tall blond, or brown hair. He works out consistently, giving him an amazing body that all the girls love, he is smart kind, and considerate. On the outside, he acts like a badass that his friends can look up too but in the inside he's really sensitive and afraid of the feelings he feels and doesn't know how to interpret them. People think he's this big great guy who's not afraid of anything, when it's the exact opposite and he's afraid of losing them people closest to him, oh and Kaden really like's a girl but he's to afraid of rejection again to tell her how he really feels.
Remember you can joke around with Kadenn and make fun of him but don't do it to the people he cares about because he will kick your ass.
by SomeoneWhoNeedsAhug November 5, 2023
Get the Kaden mug.The Kaden is an entitled, aggressive but physically weak and socially-inept Gen Z male, typically born between 2005 and 2010 and likely addicted to TikTok. Found most commonly in middle-to-upper-middle class suburbs. As a child, the Kaden was usually the kid on 10 different medications and coddled by his divorced parents.
He is generally identified by his stupid broccoli haircut, underweight build, pallid complexion, and weird tendency to only wear black t shirts and hoodies. The Kaden has an outrageously inflated sense of self-importance, often claiming—despite a comfortable life—that he is oppressed or victimized by society. Despite his proneness to panic attacks, he is also hyperaggressive and quick to pick fights while simultaneously claiming to be the victim when there is a consequence.
Kadens are human chihuahuas: loud, insecure, yappy, aggressive, yet fragile and neurotic. Online, he can be identified by his reliance on stolen African American vernacular—“bro,” “yo,” “I’m dead." Though strongly overlapping with incels, a subset of Kadens do somehow acquire girlfriends.
Prime Kaden moments include: 1. Backtalking a cop, getting tackled, then whining that his anxiety is “acting up.” 2. Picking fights with security guards while shaking and on the verge of wetting himself. 3. Gathering in huge packs with other Kadens at McDonald’s and blasting TikToks while laughing maniacally like hyenas.
The Kaden is behaviorally very similar to the Karen, except worse in every way.
He is generally identified by his stupid broccoli haircut, underweight build, pallid complexion, and weird tendency to only wear black t shirts and hoodies. The Kaden has an outrageously inflated sense of self-importance, often claiming—despite a comfortable life—that he is oppressed or victimized by society. Despite his proneness to panic attacks, he is also hyperaggressive and quick to pick fights while simultaneously claiming to be the victim when there is a consequence.
Kadens are human chihuahuas: loud, insecure, yappy, aggressive, yet fragile and neurotic. Online, he can be identified by his reliance on stolen African American vernacular—“bro,” “yo,” “I’m dead." Though strongly overlapping with incels, a subset of Kadens do somehow acquire girlfriends.
Prime Kaden moments include: 1. Backtalking a cop, getting tackled, then whining that his anxiety is “acting up.” 2. Picking fights with security guards while shaking and on the verge of wetting himself. 3. Gathering in huge packs with other Kadens at McDonald’s and blasting TikToks while laughing maniacally like hyenas.
The Kaden is behaviorally very similar to the Karen, except worse in every way.
Person 1: Remember that guy who streamed himself picking a fight with the teacher and then claimed to be having a panic attack when she sent him to detention?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just the nature of the kaden.
Person 2: Yeah, that's just the nature of the kaden.
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