Jonny read

I own you bitch!!!
Your Mine

Jonny ur my bitch and i own you
hahahahahahahaha

by Hani March 8, 2005

Jonny Boardley

n. A sevearly inbred mentally retard.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.

person1>jonny boardley! who's fucked your sister?
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!

jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha

by Ria Nona December 15, 2008

Jonny D Style

Solo masturbation where you follow these steps

-Put your legs in the air
-Lay your head back
-Jack on you dick
-Rub on your sack
-CUM IN YOUR FACE

Craig the face stomper sampson tried to do it Jonny D Style and hurt his back before the big fight.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010

Jonny Redcorn

When a native american male and an asian woman have intense nasal sex.

Asian girl: Ohmygoodness i got fucked in the nostril
Native American guy: Hell yeah you got Jonny Redcorned!

by Merza May 1, 2008

jonny woodall

Absolutely fecking gorgeous. <3

Jonny is fit.

by samuel May 8, 2004

Jonny 4 Fingers

Crazy ass Italian who cuts bitches fingers off when they dont pay for cocaine!

Pay your debt or Jonny 4 Fingers will cut your finger off!

by E-Rrrockkk October 30, 2008

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010