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Johnny Disco

A contemporary printmaker and artist; BFA from Illinois State University, MFA from University of Washington.
Johnny Disco is a contemporary printmaker living and working in the US.
by fancy spatula March 21, 2009
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Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.
Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!
by -BS#4 October 15, 2008
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Johnny Cashing

The act of having a 'ring of fire' after an eventful night! Or after an extremely hot curry...
Oi mate, shouldn't of had that vindaloo last night! Been Johnny Cashing all day!
by Colonel delicious June 18, 2013
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Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.
Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*
by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014
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Johnny paycheck

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "
I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.
by ttjasi November 9, 2013
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swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.
I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!
by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017
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Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.
That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.
by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011
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