jelly bracelets

They're just little jelly bracelets we all wear to try and look cool, but we all know nobody actually does anything.
In my school this is what they mean:
Black: Sex
Blue: Blowjob
Pink: Make Out
Yellow: Hug
Purple: Kiss
Red: Lap Dance
Green: Eat Out
White: Flash

Him: "If I break your black one, will you have sex with me?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "Really?"
Me: "No."

by Spikes April 28, 2005

Jelly Tester

When you put blocks of unboiled jelly, into somones colon, friend lies under neath mouth open, waitin for the jelly too melt dropping into the back of there mouth!

would u like to test my jelly later. its of a high quality, i am officaially a jelly tester of the highest analytical calliber

by daniel gavaghan January 20, 2009

Latvian Jelly

Where one sexual partner makes a jelly mixture up and pours it over the partner when it is cool but not set. They let it set on their partner's skin and later lick it off and eat it off the skin including all orifices. Lemon flavour or lime flavour tastes best

* Hey bitch, what's for dinner tonight?
* Don't know about you, but I'm having Latvian jelly

by JulieX56 July 22, 2009

KY Jelly

K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.

My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some KY Jelly to add moisture.

by MsCtrl February 21, 2009

jelly bracelets

well i just found out about them from a friend, and i always thought they were kinda cute, but now i want to get some because well, i never know when my boyfriend wants to kiss or what not, so i figure ill get some and then he can take it off me, (id rather not have them broken, as they are cute) and then i know,
i have been to some sites and they all say its just a game, and no means no.
i think its all alot of bullshit, but people have free will, and the more they tell people its bad, the more people will wear it.

ya i will wear them, but nothing will make me have sex unless i feel ready

by shade April 14, 2004

totes jelly

internet-derived slang for "totally jealous"

person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow!
person 2: Omg, totes jelly!

by Teh_Interwebzster July 3, 2009

jelly bracelets

a harmless trend given sexual connotation by uninformed sensationalist reporters of the sort that exist symbiotically with the fear-based American Media Monster, and parasitically with the American public.

Mother: John, did you see that story on Fox News last night? They have concrete proof in the form of hearsay and some plastic bracelets that are little 13 year old children are having lots and lots of unprotected sex with numerous partners as we speak!

Father: Also, there could be a terrorist attack at any moment, unless we sell our souls to John Ashcroft and Karl Rove RIGHT NOW!

by Samwizzle Martizzle February 2, 2004