He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome
Jakob Foran is the best
by George not found June 27, 2022
A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl
by Scarytarry420 September 09, 2018
Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
by Antiom November 24, 2021
Jakobe King
A really black nigga who lives in Southlake (A place where a bunch of sacks live) and makes money by sucking other niggas dick. Jakobe King swears he has all the girls but he dont. Jakobe is also gay and have a vid of Ricardo jacking off.
by LmaaooooDudee December 11, 2017
Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!
by Ali B Skeeterman April 10, 2019
tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019
a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few
by asauhfuidsafgbsduig January 09, 2018