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Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!
Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.
by ittiwitty July 29, 2023
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Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.
by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019
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Jakob

tall super tall guy who’s also known as the hard carry and the txt stan
Jakob: My name is Jakob.
Person: You must be a hard carry and the txt stan!
by gwendoleen November 17, 2021
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Jakob

This might be a VERY ACCURATE description of him.

Jakob is a gentleman/sigma male, he is like TRISTAN TATE. He's charming, handsome, intelligent, authentic and has good manners. Jakob, during his teenage years may be very mature for his age, compared to many other teenagers. Unfortunately, He may have gone through very Stressful periods in his life, where he may be Depressed and Emotionless. But is an Overcomer, and can TRANSFORM his life. He is Fearless, Quiet, Thoughtful, Chill, very Introspective, Humble, Determined, Loyal, Merciful, brutally Honest, not argumentative, and artistic in a unique way. He can see everything in life from multiple perspectives. He has a pure heart, and has good intentions for everything that he does in life. He is very patient with everyone, and deeply empathetic. He knows everything and everyone, no joke. He is the type of guy that would know a LOT about you, even if he never talked to you. He's able to hold things to himself, or keep a secret, not a blabbermouth. He is very athletic and strong. He may embody, both introvert and extrovert qualities. If he was very quiet, in a period of his life, he may have evolved to become more social/charismatic. His type of humor is being stereotypical, like making an accent, or being so bluntly honest where others may find it funny and agreeable. His MBTI(personality-type) is most likely ENTP or INTJ. An INFJ, INTJ, would both be very good partners for him if he is an ENTP.
Jakob is a Wonderful young man.
by He is HIM!!! December 13, 2024
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Jakob b

Is a mad lad and is a joy to know and be around and always good to get a choof of said abrona and is so special his existence and is cherished but every ine
Jakob is a bad bitch

That jakob back at it again with the white vans
by Tall as fuck giant April 29, 2021
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Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition
The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.
by tpul August 7, 2024
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Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!
by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024
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