juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.

The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.

by C411UM November 20, 2015

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.

“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”

by Fatlousie June 16, 2019