JP

He's the sports guy!

"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"

"No, how was it?"

"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"

by shipoopiegamer32 October 08, 2019

Jp

A douchebag usually tall with blonde hair and blue eyes usually likes thicc black girls, Jp is usually funny and is the class clown, is really mean online but hyper at school

Oh you are being mean

You’re such a jp

by Dog lover144 November 27, 2017

Jp

A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.

“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia”

- “tell me something I don’t know”

by Jphater4L January 09, 2024

JP

A person nicknamed JP areabsolute goats and unites. They are so atractive that girls just fall on the ground. And people named JP are just perfect people. They sometimes maybe called a material girl because they are just so cool. Any girl would love to date JP.

Wow jp is so hot and he is so perfect.

by Jack fondler February 13, 2022

JP

Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.

JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.

by Bingle mccringleberry February 06, 2020

JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

Dirty JP

Make the dirty sex tape ever made with a England boy and a Colombia girl

Best thing to watch

Others nationality are cool but this one is the best mix ever.
Just think about it !!!

We bang like in a dirty jp. Was amazing

by Irish 222222 September 06, 2021