Ivan Rodriguez

One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.

Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?

Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.

by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011

crazy ivan

In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.

On the trail today, some runner did a crazy ivan and almost hit me. Idiot!

by Grizzlybike May 10, 2015

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

ivan milat

bowel movement

I did a real big IVAN MILAT this morning!

by shep milat October 10, 2003

Ivan Ayala

An annoying fucktard who doesn't know how to chill and eat a cats ass for fun

Oh no, he's an Ivan Ayala he's gonna come for me!!

by Ancdefgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz May 16, 2019

ivan salcedo

A creature known to few, that lurks in the depths of southern California. The elusive Ivan is somewhat of a succubus, however it prays on gay men as well as tacos. It is a beast to be feared.

Yo i just saw Ivan Salcedo
OMG CALL THE POLICE KILL IT WITH FIRE

by SirDaddyWhack May 10, 2018

Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?

Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH

by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023