>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.
>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.
>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.
by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
by The piney of five March 26, 2018

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"
by stinkybutt55 January 17, 2010

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.
I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.
by DenimDog March 5, 2012

by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021

My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car
by Creepydick July 31, 2023

when a man mentions that their balls are itchy over text, it results in everyone's balls itching (even women aren't safe)
person 1: "arghh my balls itch!"
person 2: "my balls are starting to itch too!!"
person 3: "a classic case of the itchy sphera effect"
person 2: "my balls are starting to itch too!!"
person 3: "a classic case of the itchy sphera effect"
by basement eater#87 November 24, 2020
