ITCHY BROWN EYE

What you see when the butt cheeks are spread apart.
>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.

>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.
by Anonymous May 06, 2003
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Itchy thirty feet

The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
by The piney of five March 23, 2018
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African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"
Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!
by stinkybutt55 January 16, 2010
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itchy balls auto

My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car
Itchy balls auto hit how many I help you ? Is this an auto repair place ? Yes it itchy balls auto
by Creepydick August 01, 2023
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butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine
John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.
by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021
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itchy sphera effect

when a man mentions that their balls are itchy over text, it results in everyone's balls itching (even women aren't safe)
person 1: "arghh my balls itch!"

person 2: "my balls are starting to itch too!!"
person 3: "a classic case of the itchy sphera effect"
by basement eater#87 November 25, 2020
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Post Underwear Itchies

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.
I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.
by DenimDog February 03, 2012
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