Teachers

Teachers are people who deal with obnoxious children and teenagers for pretty crappy pay. Most of them are usually ignorant, unprofessional, have no idea what they are teaching, have no clue how to run a classroom and 9 times out of 10 hate their job and take it out their students by not teaching anything and giving faulty pop quizzes on material we haven't even learned. However, not all teachers are like this; some actually care for their students and want to see them succeed in life, but unfortunately about 60% of teachers are as described above, which is why our youth are becoming more and more ignorant, uneducated and numb to the real world.

Good Teachers: Good morning everyone, I hope you had a nice weekend, let's get started on this fun lab I have planned for you today!
Bad Teachers: Everyone shut up! Sit down! Do the freakin bellwork! You brats get on my last nerves!
Good Teachers: I hope this art project is enjoyable for you guys it is due in 2 months.
Bad Teachers: You're geometry assignment is to do 55 written proofsthat show angle A is congruent to angle P, and it is due tomorrow worth 200 points, which is 80% of your grade.
Bad Teachers: Are you chewing gum!? 3 weeks of In School Suspension!Go to the office now!

Good Teacher: Would you throw away your gum please, sweetie.

by jxw360 July 12, 2016

Teacher

An ugly whore who you fuck every night.

Teacher

by gregoryfan83 June 11, 2018

Teachering

To teach young children at a young age.

The sixth grader was teachering a first grader

by Donald Trump the II May 27, 2018

Teacher

Typically an annoying piece of crap unless she agrees to butt rape you.

i got mad at the teacher today but then she proved herself by letting me go anal

by uriel aguirre May 22, 2017

Teachers

Workers at a place called hell

I hate teachers

by Marijuana42069 June 28, 2017

Teacher

A teacher is a demon sent from hell, who takes the joy of children and forces them to do things they don't want to, and in the night they hunt little kids in the night 😏 In search for a good teaching

Mom: A teacher took my daughter, and son, but we don't care about the son, just the daughter

by V.20 April 11, 2019

Teacher

A person who gives meaningless math problems and beats your ass with a ruler. Or the rules itself

A teacher beat my ass.

by Memesàmwitch December 11, 2017