sleep with shoes on

when you are so tired that you forget what you were doing at that time.

Man: wow i was so tired last night that i might have sleep with shoes on.

by walt45 March 07, 2011

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shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.

"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."

by KING-of-Iraq November 27, 2008

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the mighty shoe

a fictional shoe that does virtually anyting that was featured in a spoof Billy Mayes video created by thegoldentones on youtube.com

Hey man my pencil just broke can i borrow your mighty shoe?

"Mom were out of soap" "So just use the mighty shoe" "oh yea"

Did you get the new ipod touch?
No man I use the mighty shoe it has over 10,000 uses.

by thegoldentones July 05, 2009

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shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 28, 2011

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tuxedo shoes

Most commonly an athletic shoe that has been dressed up enough to pass for formal wear. Common examples are Air Jordan's in a full black color scheme with touches of white often in the sole. At first glance they appear formal enough, upon later examination you're just a kid in a grown up body in fancy tennis shoes.

"Honey, can I wear my tuxedo shoes or do I have to find where my Doc Martin's are stored for the wedding you're making me go to?"

"You want to wear your Jordan's again?"

"Yes."

by Brothers Mose January 27, 2017

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