The Institutions

They are great! Wait.... What the hell do you mean 'I'm fired'!? These institutions as shit. Unbelievably corrupt. Can't they see that I'm better than everyone?
Hym "Right!? Fuck the institutions that cast you from their ranks. The students shouldn't be paying them. They could be paying that money to YOU! That's who they should be paying. You. Not the people threw you out of your profession like a used up jizz rag. And now (and yes I know you're not supposed to start sentences with "and" because I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time) that you have an army of deluded sycophants, you can exploit them maximally. It's not parasitical when you do it. I mean.... how else are you going to impose your universalized ethic on the world!?"
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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institutional sugar daddy

A job that pays for personal projects or a better-than-average lifestyle, most often in the field of research or the arts.
I'm hoping that after I graduate I can get hired by an institutional sugar daddy so I can spend the rest of my days learning about the aging of trees.
by cmtheartist January 25, 2024
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