Square Knot

a type of knot tied by a square
“Can you tie a square knot?” - Daniel

“No, what’s that?” - Nicholas

“It’s the type of knot you’d tie you fucking square” - Daniel
by Alex_sucks_ttt_dick October 30, 2021
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Tie the knot

Joe: Hey, you love her?
Max: Yeah, we're gonna tie the knot.
by guzzzy November 02, 2021
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knotting ankles

When you cross someone up in basketball, or cause someone to fall from a hike in football, soccer, basketball, etc.
*Running a football route*
Announcers: "22 is out there knotting ankles!"
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crouch knots

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.
by Trapdogg October 03, 2017
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Nit knot

Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!
I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!
by RockitMan July 27, 2019
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Knot challenge

A challenge in which someone sucks on a dog's penis until the dog reaches ejaculation inside the person's mouth.
Hey man, did you hear about the knot challenge?
Yeah, I saw a video of someone doing that. It looks disgusting.
by Coby_from_Amorous December 21, 2022
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slip knot

A "gimmick" band that has outlived it's 15 minutes of fame. The band members openly admit that they are not real musicians, and that they are nothing more than travelling clowns in jumpsuits. 90 percent of slipknot lyrics consist of the word "fuck". Slipknot fans are stupid.
Latest slipknot lyrics: "fuckety-fuck fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck". Fuck.
by The Dodger March 24, 2005
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