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Full Bloom

When a male furry performs a pretzel maneuver with his legs behind his head and a hole in his suit, thus exposing his anus.
He reached the state of full bloom, and everyone could only watch in horror.
by ThatCrazyPotato July 18, 2021
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Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.
Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.
by Info2go April 4, 2025
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Riley bloom

A girl who likes to get her hair pulled
“Dayum..I was with that hot girl last night and we were getting it on, I did the Riley Bloom move and she was super into it!”
by Rumboy222 March 19, 2019
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Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.
I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.
by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025
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Blooming

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.
by busa quikie August 12, 2024
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