i have been drinking watermelon

Drinking a mans sperm

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014

I HAVE BIG PP HAHA

People who say this Word wanna mean with it that they have a Big dick its very Commonly Used by 9 - 12 year old children

Kid: YOU HAVE SMALL PP I HAVE BIG PP HAHA 16 year old person: ugh youre so cringy!

by Theunknownrandomguy May 22, 2019

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 16, 2020

i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)

matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”

by X-5C2 January 8, 2018

i have no words to use so...

html doesn't work you fag.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

i have to go to work tommorow

Me too dude

Damn, I have to go to work tommorow

by LordBassHead July 18, 2021

I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017