I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.

"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!

by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022

I don't wanna syndrome

"I don't wanna syndrome". Is where I don't give a crap about something. It's not contagious but we all have this condition in our genes. It's released when something we see or do it's dull, boring or just plain stupid and does not click with our interests in any way shape or form.

If you don't like it, you might have a condition. Sure do, it's called "I don't wanna syndrome".

by DestructiveBurn July 16, 2023

I don't give a fuck

When saying "I don't give a fuck", you have to say it with your whole chest.
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report

I don't give a fuck what you said in the meeting, I'm not writing more than 4 sentences in my asbestos report!

by Hawkeye6262 September 14, 2023

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 5, 2011

I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)

An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.

by soundbreak February 8, 2014

i don't deserve you

When someone is being too gentle,good to yourself

I made you waffles
Oh brad,i don't deserve you

by The mad riddler November 2, 2017

I don't wanna go

10th Doctor's last words

^^How to make a nerd cry in 4 words;
The 10th Doctor is dying and regenerating. Tennant improvises:
"I don't wanna go."

by DoctorWho2020binging March 26, 2021