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Holland's Gift

when your getting a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth and she gargles your cum on your dick
guy1: hey i heard you got some action last night?
guy2: yeah she gave me a Holland's Gift
by Wilbo777 December 23, 2008
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Hola, cum all over me lamas?

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.
by infinitemusick1@gmail.com October 22, 2016
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François Hollande

François Hollande, the new French President.

In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...

But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...

Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
by Jacques Cheminade November 10, 2013
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tessa holland

Tessa Holland is Tom Holland's adorable lil' floof. She's a blue staffy but not dangerous at all and really like cuddles and sandwiches.
Tessa Holland is the world's cutest dog!
by eminem1212 June 2, 2018
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holla back

This term can be used as an goodbye greeting or when ending a conversation or at the end of trying to prove a point.
Iight I'll see ya. Holla Back

Pronunciations may vary also, some southerners make it into a Holla Ba-Ache ie: How Khia talks
by Lisa Ceezy February 21, 2003
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hallelujah hollaback

Separately, hallelujah means praise the Lord, while hollaback means reply. So, combined, it means praise the lord for answering my prayers. Usually used when the Lord sends a fine piece of booty across your field of vision.
Leeroy: Daaaaaaaaammnnn look at that fine piece of booty...
John Brown: Hallelujah hollaback!
by huy tha eskimo July 20, 2008
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hollahollaholla

would it be possible to partake in a session of lustful, sweat filled passion that would involve penis thrusting within your vaginal orifice?
Chad: hollahollaholla
Charlene: why, yes *spreads legs*
by Filthy December 1, 2004
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