Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods”

“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
“Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”

by Salmon404 December 28, 2020

Hoot

Means fuck...simple as...just use it...

sooooo...wanna hoot

by Thehootwillrise March 21, 2021

Hoots

Baby owl.

Do you see the hoots in that tree

by Cowboysplaytime73 August 9, 2023

hootful

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza are just so hootful

by hootful October 25, 2018

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

ain't you a hoot

Aren’t you fun , happy , awesome, sexy , owl like strong energy , highly energetic, and awake

Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot So excited and fun .

Ain't you a hoot - Ain’t you a hoot rooting for a tooting around the bar.

Ain’t you a hoot - Wow you have been all over the world aint you a hoot . I have only been around my neighborhood.

Ain’t you a hoot - wild I have never meet someone like you ain’t you a hoot.

by Banzai_Peezy October 7, 2022

Hoot

Singular form of hooters or hoots, referring to a woman’s breasts.

I was shooting my airsoft last night, and I shot my wife in her right hoot!

by EverythingBoobs March 16, 2022