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Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.
is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.
by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023
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Eamon Holmes

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023
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Eamon Holmes

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023
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Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.
Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
by RxGC June 15, 2023
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Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.
Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.
by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025
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Braydon Holmes

Person 1: "Have you talked to Braydon Holmes? He helped me with my homework."
Person 2: "Yeah he's literally the big dawg!"
by Nootmare April 5, 2025
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hannah holmes

A very very nippy human who thinks Brooklyn 99 is a good TV show. Very autistic as shown in her rubbish taste of football teams because she supports CHELSEA. import sick emoji!!!!! Hannah will stand up to fast and fell and look stupid. The nice thing about Hannah is...... Nothing!!!!!
hannah holmes can be defined as stupid because she thinks Chelsea are a good team because they were equal with Liverpool for most of the game. Liverpool then won the trophy.
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