when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
Get the dutch hippomug. Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.
by Carlos parallax September 21, 2013
Get the melting hippomug. by Seafood_Guru August 7, 2010
Get the Raunchy Hippomug. by Phillippe' November 22, 2009
Get the Homo Hippomug. A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.
"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.
"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.
Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.
Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.
Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!
by Shadioactive I.N.C. August 16, 2012
Get the Squishy Hippomug. by fagbot December 11, 2004
Get the hippo-gothmug. The African drug lord, often associated with stupidity and slandered American values. And insulting.
by TheSpacefish September 21, 2013
Get the black hippomug.