Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

Nigga Hieroglyphics

Emojis.

Me: Yo, can you read me this text?
Friend: naw, homie. It's written entirely in nigga hieroglyphics

by ZEROMACHER July 25, 2015

gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003

hikertrash

Anyone who has spent more hours of their life on a trail than in their own bed and has no regard left for table manners, toilet etiquette, or similar societal norms like when to fart, burp, and shower. Generally very loud people--habits picked up on the trail to scare away natural wildlife. They're always looking for a) more food, b) another destination to go in the wilderness and c) a new way to poop, or, as they'll call it, biff.

Don't underestimate them. They can disappear in a moments notice and live off the grid for weeks on end. Typically, they always have a knife, three ways to start a fire, some gorp, and a tent on them at all times.

Mind the smell--the last time they showered was probably at least a month ago.

They are the outdoorsy version of white trash.

Dude, I went hiking with these two guys I ran into on the trail--total hikertrash! They were walking around buck nude except for their packs, and the smell was worse than something out of my dog's anus.

by arc.t415 November 14, 2018

Hibernating Hippo

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.

"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."

by The H-Train July 1, 2009

Social hierarchy

Locking up to 50 mentally retarded kids in a room all the same age split evenly amongst the genders. After this is done one child per gender is handed a metal bat and if all goes correct then the others will know their place in society deviants will most likely get killed by the dominant retard unless they all revolt due to a literal society governed by retards. It’s an experiment to see if even the mentally challenged understand how power works amongst a society.

Person 1 : did you hear about that social hierarchy experiment

Person 2 : no and I don’t want to why would I want to see a bunch of retards figh... wait never mind tell me.

by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019

Hieros

Comes form the Greek Root hiero: sacred, holy

1. One who is sacred, holy or Godlike
2. Member of various sites around the internet, referred to as "God" if you know what's good for you

1. That man is hieros
2. Hieros is a god

by Hieros October 21, 2004