hazel is someone who is really hot and sexy. hazel’s tend to be nonbinary with many cats. a hazel is someone who is extremely caring and shares a little bit too many experiences and things in common with you. they r sorta weird and don’t have a strong bladder tho and pee in public places ...
person 1: did u see hazel peeing behind that bush the other day???
person 2: yeah there was some person behind them with purple hair..weird as fuck
person 2: yeah there was some person behind them with purple hair..weird as fuck
by rattaillover69 June 19, 2021

Hazel is the name of an old English grandmother or a great aunt. Most children asked hazel are white and either English or Scottish. A majority of hazels end up changing their names out of embarrassment once they’re old enough to speak. Most hazels claim it is abuse being called an old ladies name. I’m the 1930 hazel was a very common name in Scotland. A hazel is typically Single cuz she is very shy and anti social. She is nice and friendly towards others.
by Haze March 16, 2020

Someone with a HUGE dick. Usually good at everything they do, especially fucking bitches and getting money. Will 100% fuck your bitch if you arent careful.
by bigsexyanimetiddies November 22, 2021

Hazel is a very special person.Don’t ever let her go.She will always be there for you no matter what.Even if your wrong or right she’ll always agree with you.She loves BTS.She always thinks of you before herself.She’s just like that.So get use to it.She’s honestly so beautiful but she doesn’t see it.I love her so much and I would change anything about it.If you ever meet an Aquarius hazel keep her forever especially if your a Sagittarius named Analeigh.Your gonna need her in your life.I love hazel so much.And you should to.Don’t ever let Hazel go.
by L e i g h 1 December 26, 2021

by riwasnevertaken December 4, 2021

"Hazel the flarg" likes Dicks sporting good with out the sporting goods! She is a cute looking strag.
by Stroggler December 25, 2013

by Wifeofdabi April 1, 2022
