happressing

When one has the feelings of happiness and depression at the same time

Created by~ Freya and Sean

Jim, "My girlfriend broke up with me!"
Jack, "Are you okay bro?"
Jim, "I loved her so much, but she was a bitch too so I guess I'm happy and upset about it!"
Jack, "Man! You're happressing then I guess?!"
Jim, "Yeah I know man!"

Jim is happy and depressed about his girlfriend breaking up with him, he is happressing.

by PandOlf September 2, 2015

Happiness

pot,weed or mary-j

lets go smoke some happiness

by A.Pruett September 16, 2003

Happiness

Happiness can be said in a way that sounds wrong:

Ha! Penis!

>_> lol

Girl: Happiness!! It's sticking out!
Boy: Huh?

The boy obviously doesn't get it.

by SxHxW June 8, 2009

Pursuit of Happiness

When your fucking a girl in the ass "doggy-style" and doing the rubik's cube simultaneously and you must finish the cube before you cum.

Oh my god, after the SAT, I pursued happiness to the greatest extent possible with Marissa.(transitive verb)

After the SAT, Josh gave me the pursuit of happiness, but he forget the algorithm so it took foreverrrrr.

by steve gross December 15, 2008

Artifical Happiness

Another name for ecstasy. so named because some people take it because otherwise they have never known happiness in there entire life and many may never other wise.

John has to take artifical happiness.

by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

happiness

Box of little muffins to eat after bunning your joe

Stoner1: Have you got any happiness?

StonerB: Dunno, what's happiness?

Stoner1: Look it up on www.urbandictionary.com, dude

by matt the jakie August 5, 2004