Tom Hanks

A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.

Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.

by RousseauRetired June 4, 2009

Hank Hill

Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.

Hank: That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

by Netmaster5k November 28, 2004

Hank Moody

Main character and protagonist in the SHOWTIME dramedy "Californication" as played by David Duchovny. Hank hit it big with his novel "God hates us all" and decided to move from New York City to LA with his girlfriend Karen many years ago and continue his work as a novelist on the west coast. Moody is constantly getting into trouble for his insatiable appetite for beautiful, loose women and giving into the temptations of drugs and alcohol (usually all at once). The character is known for his charming nature, porsche 911, and his clever quips throughout the series.

Charlie: Your Dad was just a really good guy y'know?
Hank Moody: No he wasn't, he used to say you looked like a walking penis

Hank: (giving a toast) To our beautiful family, our black president, and my magnificent dong

Hank: Not a big fan of that term: love-making - making love. I prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing - anything, take your pick, just not love-making

Hank: In the words of The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

by gointocali August 28, 2010

tom hank

To give somebody a wank (masterbation)

will you give my friend a tom hank

by ray gore April 25, 2006

kinfolk hank

An up and coming rapper from Texas. If you like Screwed up ish you got to hear this cat!

''Hey is that Kinfolk Hank selling cd's out his trunk again?''

by iceyhot March 28, 2004

hank donner

my favorite person in the whole world

my name is gwen and hank donner is my favorite person in the world

by Biggleboggleswigigig September 6, 2021

Pecos Hank

Pecos Hank is a youtuber who makes short nature documentaries about weather, usually tornadoes or lightning, or about the animals he finds. He also sometimes make travel videos.

"I just binge-watched Pecos Hank today"

"Have you seen Pecos Hank's videos, they are awesome"

by YUGULYKHASBYLGyvuihdijhnbKUYIL August 9, 2023