Skip to main content

Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018
mugGet the Socially Handcuff mug.

Rusty handcock

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.
We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.
by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020
mugGet the Rusty handcock mug.
Related Words

Doing a Hani

Doing a Hani is where someone becomes stupid during an argument, and when he realizes he loses he rage quits.
"Wow, that guy was just doing a Hani. He really shouldn't do that"
by #dontfightthesystem November 6, 2014
mugGet the Doing a Hani mug.

drug store handicap

When an animal sport betting game is being manipulated by injecting the animals with drugs.
The word is often used when referring to foul play in horse races.
It's what they called back then a drug store handicap, guy wants what the fella calls a sure thing, so he schemes to make it so.
by Ørångus April 3, 2019
mugGet the drug store handicap mug.

handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy
Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted
by kylet June 27, 2006
mugGet the handcarted mug.

haichen

To Haichen is to be extremely effective at doing something. This ranges from picking up all manners of coolness, to being an absolute monstrous beast at Counter Strike.
Oh man, that guy is haichening the weights. Is he benching a guy who is benching a guy that is benching his max? Crazy!
by Pseudonym the IIIrd April 5, 2009
mugGet the haichen mug.

Handicapped From The Neck Up

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.
by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010
mugGet the Handicapped From The Neck Up mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email