Sandy Handy

A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it

"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."

by Th517874 July 01, 2019

Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013

dancefloor handy

A hand job given on a crowded dance floor.

My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.

by La-a Laker December 15, 2012

handy haversack

A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)

Frank: How was dnd last night?

Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!

Frank: Nice!

by Mind_Flare July 29, 2021

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 05, 2021

Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.

Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.

by Captain Red Wing May 15, 2018

Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

by BigCol April 11, 2013