An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her
pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible
tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the
tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot
poo should fall directly onto the woman's
face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties
cum all over each other. A lot.