Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.

A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"

by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023

Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.

Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt

by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

by DStar75 March 3, 2011

Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.

“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”

by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024

Hobbit

A woman who grew up under a rock, much like the protective Shire a Hobbit lives in. Once they leave the Shire, they experience life: sex toys, male strippers and lots of booze.

Seeing an embarrassed woman shying away from a male stripper, you think, "oh, she's such a Hobbit"

by ElsaMarie November 16, 2022