Burnt Hamburgers

A person from the wrong state with a vagina that looks similar it a McDonalds hamburger that has been left cooking for a little to long

Yuck your hoes have some mad Burnt Hamburgers

by 7263783628 June 12, 2018

hamburger with ketchup

A hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.

by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

by jethrojones March 22, 2019

Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.

Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.

by Igger August 5, 2017

Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 15, 2020