Stuck in Gum

This works best on a very hot day when the balls are hanging real low. While sitting down and wearing shorts, pull out your sack and pin it to the seat with your thumb. The stand up until the slack on your ball bag is taunt. This is when you say out loud, "hey look, I'm stuck in gum" fooling everyone into thinking that you sat in gum. It usually takes people a few seconds of staring at your bag until they realize what it is.

Instead of the predictable Hanging Brain trick, I mixed it up by doing a "Sat in Gum" trick at the bar last night.

by Jason K April 10, 2003

joke gum

Gum someone gives you to make you addicted to something or make your breath smell horrid; No matter what it always does something awful.Also see cum gum

Guy1: Hey, want some gum?
Guy2: Yeah, Sure!
Guy1: Ha ha, Now you're addcted to heroin!
Guy2:Hahahaha...*Shivers* I'm cold..

by Dyingtolive34 May 13, 2005

gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )

"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"

by Ali5guy February 27, 2019

Eee By Gum

When you've just seen the worst ****ing NEA of your life.

*Opens up PowerPoint* - "Eee By Gum"

by 13C/Pd1 May 5, 2022

gum mob

a group of people asking for gum from one person. Usually started by a person who sees the chewer pop a piece in their mouth.

Chewer:wow, my breath smells, I need a piece of gum. (gets a pack out, and puts one in mouth)
Bob: can I have a piece?
Sue: Yeah, I wanna piece.
Joe: Hey, I need some gum.
Sam: Got any for me?
Chewer: Aghghhh, let this gum mob stop! I don't have anymore gum!

by Naomi Joy 2009 January 3, 2009

fiancé gums

girls who have large gums and usually long teeth (not required) always have a fiancé

“should i ask out that girl over there?”
“nah she got fiancé gums, i wouldn’t risk it.”

by alligators17 April 1, 2023

Gum Punt

When your outdoors and you get tired of chewing your gum so you spit your gum up in the air and drop kick it as far as you can. Can sometimes turn into a competition if your with friends.

Chody: Dude did you just see my gum punt!?

Blainer: Yeah man! it freaking landed in the back of that dudes truck!

by Beauson March 26, 2011