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Guilliam

A blowjob while watching a basketball game (bonus points if its the Indiana pacers) and smoking a blunt.
Dude I just got the best Guilliam today
by De-vooonnnnn April 5, 2011
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guillermina

The granny. Likes White Russians and garage sales. Usually wins $300 at the casino.
Girl 1-lets go to the casino?
Girl 2- lets be Guillerminas
by Forza14 December 6, 2014
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Gillo

A Gillo is an extremely incompetent and moronic IT Support technician.

Every tech support team has at least one Gillo working there. They can differ in their characteristics

*A tendency to over exaggerate their job title, then spell it incorrectly on the global directory.

*Insistence that whenever that update/upgrade/downtime happens, they knew about it weeks ago, but didn't tell anyone because they're "only "helpdesk and I'm 1st Line/2nd Line".

*The ability to almost fully disappear up the nearest manager's arse.

*Severe incapability to string together a verbal or written sentence.

*General technical incompetence, with a tendency to leave PC's in a worse state than when he started on them.

*Often utters "Gilloisms", which is like a form of IT Tourettes consisting of random and inaccurate snippets of information.

*Questionable personal hygine at best.
"You fucking Gillo, you really messed up this PC"
by Gillo April 19, 2005
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Meat Guillotine

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt
The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.
by Meat Man 666 March 9, 2015
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guildo

A guildo is a guy dildo.
TaGzOrAmAj90: matty d's is

matty d. is a guildo.
by nicolaaaaaaaa August 22, 2006
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Guillotine

Pronounced: QWUILLINATINAY. A contraption for slicing things, like bananas or heads.
Dude, we could totally make a rub-goldberg machine that ends with a guillotine slicing a banana.
by Travis Herbert June 20, 2014
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Celebrity guillotine movement

A movement of people who are fed up with capitalism and the crapyness of the world and the idolization of celebrities. And they seek to overthrow the governments of the world and replace them with anarchist or communist governments ect. And to send all the celebrities to the guillotine because they are the darling and idols of capitalism.
by Judge dredd7 July 28, 2011
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