Groin Ball

A variation in the hand-ball rules. This rule stipifies that if a player can keep the ball in play buy thrusting their groin (male or female, this rule does not discriminate) at the ball resulting in that player remaining "in" and the game will continue as normal. Also, if a player can manage to serve "Groin Ball" style the game will end and all the players must carry the server on their shoulders through the massing crowd of amazed on lookers.

A player mishits a ball into the air. In an amazing feat of atheleticism the player (Mario) manages to bat the ball into his opposing player's court by thrusting his groin at the airborne ball.
Mario: GROIN BALL!

by choxo October 11, 2006

groind

the way they say and spell groin in Ohio.

Dude, I just pulled my groind.

by Nolbaggage May 23, 2011

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 29, 2007

groin smear

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation

OMG I just groin smeared

by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008

Groin grease

The Sweat That Builds Up Around The Inner Thighs And Knackers Of A Salad Dodger On a Hot Day

"Hey Sarah, That Bloke Shouldnt Be Wearing Those Tracky Bottoms On A Hot Day Like This Check Out That Groin Grease"
"Dirty Bastard"

by Thugz Cuny April 3, 2009

groineken

an alternative word used to describe an individuals area on the body located on the inner thighs right up near the crotch. Commonly used as groin

man: *jumps* oooooh ouch
woman: whats wrong?
man: i think i pulled my groineken

by Tomenator February 22, 2009