Gomper

A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!

Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

goer

Applies to a female who "has that look in her eye" that tells you she would tear you apart in the bedroom.

"Look at that bird lads, grinding up and down that pole, I bet shes a right f**king goer!"

by Brownlad2 December 7, 2006

Goerge W. Bush

Goerge W. Bush is a hypocritical pupet of oil and big buisness. His "reason" reason for the war was, originaly, that there were wmd's in irac, but there weren't any. The real reason that over 2000 American soldiers have died? oil, and power.

there aren't enough curses to describe such a stupid, lying, person. If anyone in thier right mind would call IT a person. Goerge W. Bush is turning Americaa into a communist country.

by willfishforfoodtwice November 5, 2005

Gomper

A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.

Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.

by jumbypah December 15, 2009

brutal gopher

When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.

some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

Goger

"Goger" is reference to an object or animal of mystical power. Related to the Phallus family it uses seductive charm to lure the sexiest of women to do what needs to be done.

"What is that?" " I'ts a Goger man don't fuck with it"

by CallmeMrLemon December 1, 2011

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010