Gooch

(Noun) A slang term for a Vietnamese woman's vagina.

During the war, the attackers would often result to kicking the offenders in their Gooch.

by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009

Arctic gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch

by Bobby boy July 23, 2014

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 13, 2016

dt gooch

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.

Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.

by Jbarbar May 24, 2008

gooch willie

Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.

That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!

by loose asshole February 14, 2009

The holiday Gooch

The period of time between Christmas day and New Years Day, like the peice of skin between your nutsack and butthole.

'How was your Christmas Eric?'

'It was ok, but the Holiday Gooch was much better!!'

'Dude, where were you last night, it was New Years eve!?!'

'Sorry man, I spent my entire Holiday Gooch wrecked so I crashed out last night instead.'

by BZA Beard January 09, 2010

Gucci Gooch

Slang , can be either negative or positive .
Combo Reference to Hi-Class Gucci Couture & a Gooch

That's some A+ Gucci Gooch they've got ..

That Bitch over there is a skanky Gucci Gooch

"Honey, they don't want your Gucci Gooch stinking up the place!"

when she told all three of us that she was Queen Juicy Gucci Gooch, we knew she had flown off her rocker.

by EStarr(z) October 27, 2010