Person 1:What up man?
Person 2: Just chillin at the crib.
Person 1: Well you wanna match?
Person 2: You know I'm always down to get grizzity.
Person 2: Just chillin at the crib.
Person 1: Well you wanna match?
Person 2: You know I'm always down to get grizzity.
by The Bizzle October 07, 2004
When two women, of the lesbian variety, are performing the scissoring act on one and other, a male, preferably with a large penis lays flat beneath the two females and has his penis massaged by the two clashing females. This does not effect the male in a stimulating manner, but is more favored for bragging rights.
"I was lying there with a massive erection, when two chicks started scissoring on top of me. I totally was gettin it cut off.... It was awesome."
by The Cool Kids from Anchorage October 02, 2009
When you slap someone in order to establish dominance over your wife, but she still has sex with other men.
I was gettin' jiggy wit it with some random no-named guy at the Oscars, I now realize that it wasn't worth it.
by Mr dic April 02, 2022
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.
Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"
by Tay~Tay May 01, 2015
The awkward but sometimes pleasurable cupping of a boob or any other part of the body. Miranda represents the person being cupped.
Text message: yo betch! Wanna chell l8erz?
Response: not right now biddie, brandon's over and miranda's gettin' an appy!!! ;) ;)
Text message: have fun u crazeeee betch! Xoxo!!!
Response:GOSSIP GIRL!!!
Response: not right now biddie, brandon's over and miranda's gettin' an appy!!! ;) ;)
Text message: have fun u crazeeee betch! Xoxo!!!
Response:GOSSIP GIRL!!!
by Miran-ranz July 17, 2011
This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.
by donna knight August 23, 2008