The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
by AMadHat September 16, 2024
Get the Epi guzzlingmug. A female thats puts herself on a top notch level but really aint bout Sh*t. Any female that walks in the rain and lets the water soak her jeans to the kneecap. An all around Skallywag. Add a animal at the end to give more life example Guzzle Back Animal Cracker Guzzle Back Fruit Bat Guzzle Back Goat Mouth
by Creep Pimpin October 4, 2009
Get the Guzzle Backmug. When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017
Get the Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cuntmug. Friend 1- Hey, you wanna hangout after school? We are gonna be doin some Glizzy Guzzling
Friend 2- yeah sure, what's the addy?
Friend 2- yeah sure, what's the addy?
by The_Sanctimo September 9, 2020
Get the Glizzy Guzzlingmug. Eating whatever scraps and leftovers one can find in the house after returning home from a night out. Jigsaw guzzlers are known to piece together meals of cold pasta in Tupperwares, hummus with a spoon, entire packets of sliced ham, and heels of bread from 4 different loaves.
Often leads to couch pizza the following day.
Often leads to couch pizza the following day.
Arriving home 3 hours before her 8AM sociology class, Kendra stumbled into the kitchen and jigsaw guzzled her roommates’ cereal, popcorn, and secret stash of Cheetos before devouring Sasha’s entire block of Parmesan.
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
Get the Jigsaw guzzlemug. A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
Get the sludge guzzling road whoremug. I can butt chug this PBR faster than I can tell you about my crossfit workout and vegan diet! Oh yeah Bryan? Watch me butt guzzle this 4 Loko during my keg stand.
by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018
Get the Butt Guzzlemug.