Pew Grenade

Yet another weapon in the pew arsenal. Not unlike the Pew Gun and PewZooka, this weapon is reserved for toolbags including, but not limited to, frat guys, whipped boyfriends, sorostitutes, non-drinkers, and otherwise fruity individuals. In instances where the Pew Gun is not strong enough for any particular turdbucket, or for a group of assclowns, the simplicity of the Pew Grenade is key. Rather than shoot the Pew Gun at someone with your hand, mimic the movement of pulling the pin of a grenade out with your mouth, and then throw the imaginary but devastatingly powerful weapon at your target of choice. A lengthy "pew" sound should be yelled, and then a quicker and louder one to signify the flight and loud explosion of a grenade. Some may question the use of the Pew Grenade, claiming the PewZooka to be sufficient for large groups or fans of Laguna Beach. Those people should be Pew Grenaded for thinking that. Pew grenades are flashy AND effective.

Gus: Yo Kev, do you have any sandpaper?
Kevin: No... why?
Gus: I wanted to use it on my jeans, I saw on Laguna that they do that to rip their jeans and it gives it a more retro look, like maybe I didn't do it on purpose.
Kevin: (busts out the Pew Gun) Pew pew pew!
Gus: Shut up man, faded and ripped is in! By the way, do you want to share a fuzzy navel with me?
Kevin: (pulls pin and throws pew grenade) Pppppppeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww PEW!
Gus: Whatever man.

by Young Sheebs August 10, 2006

jump on the grenade

to fuck an annoying girl that would otherwise be "cock-blocking" on a friend of yours

This fat fucking bitch was runnin' intereference on my boy, and I had to jump on that nasty ass grenade. Luckily, she sucked a mean dick

by biggle January 31, 2003

wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

by woobonova March 26, 2010

Butt grenade

The act of not fully wiping after dropping a duece and then commencing to fart in a persons general direction. sending tiny feces shrapnel everywhere.

Holy shit! He just left off a huge butt grenade.

look out, a butt grenade!

by Str8sk8r June 19, 2010

Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

Tijuana Frag Grenade

After having sex the man removes his condom lights it on fire and slaps the woman in the face with it.

Dr. Gomez: Man, last night was awesome!
Janelle: Why?
Dr. Gomez: I gave my girl a Tijuana Frag Grenade last night and she almost puked!

by BMan123 May 11, 2010

Hobo's Hand Grenade

The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.

"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"

by Tard Features October 12, 2011