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sweat grenade

Someone who sweats profusely. Fat boys are sweat grenades when active.
I was a sweat grenade after that workout yesterday.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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sit on the grenade

1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one
Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.
by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002
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plasma grenade

n. The lesser of the two grenades in the game series "Halo". Newbs like to assume that because these grenades 'stick' to enemies that they are better grenades than fragmentation grenades, but any expierenced player can easily avoid them. They lack the 'grenade bounce' effect of frag grenades and therefore are less aesthetic in their usage. The most effective implementation of the plasma grenade is to through a 'hidden' one behind a corner that an enemy will soon approach so they do not see it. This will most likely kill the enemy given that most players seem to hug walls when turning corners and anyone within a 3 foot radius of the plasma grenade will automatically be killed.
Newb: *throughs plasma grenade at sniper*
Pro: *unscoping every two secounds alows him to see approaching grenade* "Haha, fuking newb"
Newb: "Oh, Shit!" *sniped in teh face*
Pro: *notices approaching enemy, tosses plasma behind corner, proceeds to snipe*
Newb: *"Haha, I'll assasinate 'im"* "WTF IS THAT" *killed by Pro by correct usage of plasma grenade*
by Weapon X Ultimate April 9, 2006
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Grenade Comparison

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.
Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011
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gooch grenade

It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.
Oh my god my gooch got tickled so hard that I (gooch grenaded) everywhere!!!
by Gooch king February 1, 2014
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shower grenade

When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.
Fresh out the shower and shower grenade.

Woke up the whole house shower grenade.
by Its Just Life May 9, 2014
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latex grenade

Cumming into a condom and filling it with air then popping it on a girl's face.
"Dude I gave Chelsea a latex grenade last night."
by latexgrenademaster August 25, 2014
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