A History of the World in 6 Glasses

That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.

Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.

In A History of the World in Six Glasses...

Chapter 2: Wine

**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.

by SleazyBoy December 28, 2018

Fuhrer-Glasses

The leader of the BHB, the ButthurtBrigade, on deviantART.

People constantly make him the butt of jokes, conspiracies, trolling and spam, either on his profile or in his group.

That guy, Fuhrer-Glasses, he's pretty funny.

by GeneralKoolaid July 25, 2011

emo glasses

thick black rimmed glasses that marose emo kids tend to wear. Mine rock my world.

That emo kid is wearing emo glasses.

by emoem April 3, 2004

Dierdre glasses

large old fashioned glasses with thick rims, like the ones Dierdre wears in Coronation St.

"haaa ha your wearing Dierdre glasses, you should have gone to spec-savers"

by i dont wear y-fronts November 29, 2003

bass playing chick with glasses

a young girl, teenaged to young adult, who plays the bass guitar and wears glasses.

girl + bass + glasses = hawt

"hey, look at that bass playing chick with glasses! she's so cute!"

by DSZ November 25, 2005

bookaki glasses

Large sunglasses that cover the majority of a woman's face.

Look at those bookaki glasses!!! They would sure make for great shields in a bookaki film!

by Mr. Oplagus August 23, 2007

clout glasses

super cool glasses that you can also call "clout goggles"

wow we should go to jimmy's party, he said we can borrow his clout glasses there's

by chicken.strips September 24, 2017